CSI Episode #815 — “The Theory of Everything”

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This was one of those truly odd episodes, every­thing from green blood to string the­ory. Makes you won­der if the writ­ers are run­ning out of material.

Most of the episode con­tained noth­ing that I am pro­fes­sion­ally qual­i­fied to com­ment on — like people’s blood turn­ing green, or their head explod­ing from a really bad “migraine” when forced to endure bright sun­light — so I’ll leave that to the reader to enjoy as a source of entertainment.

1) The Taser. I actu­ally live in the home area for Taser, and for the most part I don’t have a lot of crit­i­cisms of their prod­ucts. Their open­ness and cus­tomer ser­vice could afford to be improved, but their prod­ucts per­form as designed. They make a less-lethal alter­na­tive to shoot­ing some­one with a .40 S&W. But that’s some­thing peo­ple have to remem­ber, it’s less-lethal, not non-lethal. Depending on cir­cum­stances the deploy­ment of a Taser can ulti­mately result in some­one dying. So the offi­cer has to under­stand that, and real­ize using the Taser can acci­den­tally kill some­one. Therefore the offi­cer must be sure they have just rea­son to deploy poten­tially lethal force. And if they have just rea­son to deploy lethal force, why not just use their stan­dard sidearm?

Anyway. The only nit-pick I have about the episode is when they are test­ing the dif­fer­ent gelatin tor­sos with Taser shots, the probes would some­times hit side by side, instead of in a ver­ti­cal line. That’s not how the car­tridges are designed to shoot the probes. I’ve done some test­ing on Tasers, and have never seen probes hit in that fash­ion, but like I said, nit-picky.

2) The guy who got lit-up was pur­port­edly at a 0.28 BAC. Mind you, it SEEMED like it wasn’t a com­pleted test, so in all likely-hood he would have had a higher BAC if the test had gone to com­ple­tion. He had some slight slurred speech, but then that onsets between a 0.100 to a 0.180 depend­ing on the indi­vid­ual. Here we had some­one at 3.5 times the “legal” limit jump up and suc­cess­fully knock aside half a dozen offi­cers while run­ning down a hall­way to escape cap­ture. The guy must have had some pretty seri­ous tol­er­ance to have that good of con­trol of his gross motor skills.

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