Drunk naked man rescued from port-a-john

I’ve been qual­i­fied as an expert many times in the area of the effects of alco­hol on a human. I’d bet this guy was impaired enough by alco­hol to exhibit “impaired judgment”.

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Crew on Stuck Naked Man: ‘This Is First Port-a-Potty Rescue’

Saturday, June 07, 2008

LEBANON, Pa. — Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toi­let to res­cue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty.

Authorities say 31-year-old Shannon Hunter, of Lebanon, used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say Hunter had been drink­ing and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed him­self in the hold­ing tank.

Deputy fire com­mis­sioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, “I’ve been on the job in one form or fash­ion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty res­cue I’ve ever had.”

Police charged Hunter with pub­lic drunk­en­ness and cre­at­ing a health code vio­la­tion, but they have no idea why he was in the toi­let with his clothes off. They say he didn’t suf­fer any seri­ous injuries.